Murphy’s Laws Of Golf These are very, very accurate……………………………….. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole. There is no such thing as a friendly wager. The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse, Radical Change, Complete Frustration, Slow Improvement, Brief Mastery, […]
Those Scot’s Do Have a Way With Words!
For the humor of the day…my Dad told me this one…Happy Fathers Day! Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. […]
Humor: Its Good to be an Italian Golfer
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,‘ how do you stay in such great physical condition?’ ’I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says the old guy, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well […]
Summertime is Coming, So Bring on the Mojitos
The summertime here in Texas will be here before the official start so I wanted to get all the non-Texans who just moved here, or are thinking of finally getting out of the Frozen Tundra of Northern Oklahoma, familiar with what I use to cool down with after a steaming round of mediocre summertime sizzler […]
How to Drive an Escalade and Miss All Fire Hydrants
I figure you know who I am talking about when I say “Mr Escalade”. If not, then even if I did tell you who I was talking about it would not make sense what I have to say. Plus, I purposefully keep from using his real name so I am not looked at as attempting […]
